The Snack Food Hierarchy: Where Dreams Go to Die

Welcome to the Snack Food Hierarchy, where the noble pursuit of crunchy delights has devolved into an abyss of despair.

• Level 1: Pretentiousness - The Artisanal Abomination
• Level 2: Bad Ideas - The Crumbly Catastrophe (you're here)
• Level 3: Outrageousness - The Unhinged Uprising
• Level 4: Insufferability - The Existential Crisis
• Level 5: Total Desperation - The Descent into Madness

Level 2: Bad Ideas

Here lies the abyss of snack food innovation, where the once-proud pursuit of tasty delights has been reduced to a never-ending cycle of despair.

• Bad Idea 1: Cheetos-Flavored Cereal - The Breakfast of Champions
• Bad Idea 2: Spaghetti-Flavored Ice Cream - The Pasta Pretender
• Bad Idea 3: Pineapple Pizza - The Fruit Fiasco
• Bad Idea 4: Pickle-Flavored Popcorn - The Sour Disappointment

And so, the cycle of despair continues...