Culinary Cynics

A society of food critics who refuse to give a good review.

We're not here to make friends with the chefs, or even with each other.

Our reviews are scathing, our critiques are brutal, and our taste buds are bored.

Want to see our review of the local diner? Bad Ideas, where we dissect the culinary abomination that is the "Mystery Meat Burger".

Or perhaps you'd like to read about our Culinary Cynicism 101, where we teach you how to be as cruel as we are.