1. All snack requests must be made in triplicate, lest you be cast into the Snack Abyss.
2. Snack consumption is strictly monitored by the Snack Overlords. Any tampering with the Snack Algorithm will result in immediate reassignment to the Snack Penal Colony.
3. Snack-related injuries are not the responsibility of the Snack Registry. You have been warned.
4. All snack-related disputes must be settled through the Snack Tribunal, a panel of impartial, snack-loving judges.
By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to these rules and prophets. If you have not, please do not bother to snack.