Snack Security Vulnerabilities 3.0

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Unpatched Caffeine Jitters Vulnerability

This vulnerability allows an attacker to steal all the coffee from the break room fridge.

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Unsecured Donut Dispenser

This vulnerability allows an attacker to dispense free donuts to anyone in the office.

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Insecure Microwave Radiation Emission

This vulnerability causes the microwave to start emitting a high-powered microwave beam, potentially causing spontaneous human combustion.

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