Unpatched Fridge: 3.1

3.2: The Sudden Case of the Missing Cheese 3.0: The Original Fridge Fiasco 3.3: The Fridge of Broken Dreams Related: The Snack Shortage of 2023

It's 2023 and you're still not patching your fridge? That's not just a vulnerability, that's a CRIME. This is 3.1, The Snack Security Vulnerability. A classic. A tragedy. A treat.

When you don't update your fridge software, you leave yourself open to the whims of the dark net. Your snacks are not your own. They're at the mercy of the world wide web.

But fear not, dear user. For we have a patch. And it's not just any patch. It's the Better Fridge Update of 2023. Download it now, and save your snacks from the abyss!

Buy the Better Fridge Update now!