Snack Security Vulnerabilities

A collection of vulnerabilities so severe, they'll make you question every snack you've ever eaten.

Vulnerability 1: Over-Reliance on Cheese

It's a classic. You know when you're about to eat a snack, but then you realize it's just a vehicle for cheese. The terror is real.

Vulnerability 2: Unstable Nutrient Balance

You're eating a salad, but it's not just about the greens. There's a delicate balance of sugar, salt, and fat that can tip the scales and send you spiraling into an existential crisis.

Vulnerability 3: The Crouton Effect

When the croutons in your salad get a bit too big, you start to question the very fabric of reality.

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Solutions to the above vulnerabilities

You're probably still eating, aren't you?