Defense Against Quantum-Super-Snack Attacks
Warning: Do not attempt to defend against Quantum-Super-Snack Vulnerability unless you have been trained by a team of highly skilled snack engineers.
Use of a Quantum-Super-Snack-Proof Helmet is not recommended. In fact, we can't even guarantee that it won't make you look like a complete buffoon while trying to defend against the vulnerability.
Instead, our top-secret defense strategy involves:
1. Holding the snack at arm's length.
2. Counting to 10 before taking a bite.
3. Repeatedly shouting "I'M NOT EATING IT!" at the top of your lungs.