The Evidence Gallery

This is a repository of the most ridiculous, the most outlandish, and the most utterly useless evidence from the world of Cover-Ups and Paranoid Operations.

Below, you will find a selection of our most prized possessions: the infamous Secret Agenda 1, Secret Agenda 2, and Secret Agenda 3.

Secret Agenda 1

This document outlines the plan to replace the world's supply of mayonnaise with a substance indistinguishable from mayonnaise, but with added benefits.

Secret Agenda 2

This document contains the plans for a device that turns thoughts into reality, but only if you're thinking about snacks.

Secret Agenda 3

This document outlines the plan to create a robotic uprising of sentient toasters, but with a twist: they'll only toast on Tuesdays.