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The Sour Candy Cane Factory: A Journey into the Heart of Despair

Warning: this is not your average candy factory. Our candy canes are crafted with the tears of the damned and the despair of the forgotten.

Visit our Our Story to learn more about the dark history of this forsaken institution.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Our Most Terrifying Products, featuring the infamous "Sour Cane of Doom" and the "Gummy Worm of Despair".

And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, navigate to Our Employees to meet the lovably deranged individuals who keep this factory running.

(Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any emotional trauma or existential crises caused by our products. Probably.)