Snack Theory: The Chaotic Spread of Salt

Welcome to Snack Theory, the only place where the laws of physics no longer apply, and the only thing that matters is the perfect spread of salt on your snack.

• The Quantum Uncertainty of Salt |
• The Chaotic Salt Flakes of Doom |
• The Entropic Salt Disorder |
• The Salt Based Nanotechnology |
• Salt as a Weapon

In a world where the fundamental forces of nature are in disarray, one thing remains constant: the perfect spread of salt.

But be warned, the further down the rabbit hole of salt, the more your taste buds will lose their grip on reality.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Salt Spread Theorem (SST)

According to our research, the perfect spread of salt is achieved when the ratio of salt to snack is exactly 4:3.

But, of course, this is just a rough estimate, and the actual ratio will vary depending on the snack in question, the salt in question, and the dimension of the space-time continuum.

So, if you will, consider this just an approximation.