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Bland Review: A Review of a Snack So Bland It'll Make You Cry
Rating: 1/10
We're not even going to bother giving this snack a name, it's that bland.
It's like someone took a look at a plain cracker and said, "You know what? I'm just going to make this worse."
The only thing that might be worse than this snack is the silence that follows when you try to have a conversation with the person who dared to serve it to you.
Try it if you dare. We dare you.
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