Snack News 2023-09

Cheeto's New CEO Announces Plans for World Domination

Cheeto's, the popular cheese puff snack, has just announced that they plan to take over the world, one bag at a time.

Pringle's Introduces New, Even More Ridiculous Flavor: 'Burnt Ends'

Because you never thought you'd see the day, Pringle's has released a new flavor, 'Burnt Ends', a delightful combination of last night's pizza and yesterday's Chinese takeout.

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