Q: What is the best way to store my collected fairy dust?

A: Ah, you're asking the wrong question. The correct question is "How do I get my hands to stop glowing after touching the fairy dust?"

Q: Can I use fairy dust as a hair dye?

A: No, you fool. You'll end up with a mane of sparkly, glowing locks that'll make everyone think you're trying too hard. Stick to your natural color, or just get a nice, subtle glitter spray.

Q: Will my pet unicorn be okay with me having fairy dust in my house?

A: Ha! Unicorns are notoriously allergic to fairy dust. You might as well be asking if you can have a cat that's allergic to laser pointers. Keep. It. Away.