Welcome to the 2-Chip Atlas of Snack King's Greatest Spam Musubi

Snack King, the patron saint of processed meats, has compiled the definitive guide to the crispiest, most divine snack known to humanity: Spam musubi. This 2-chip atlas is the result of years of research and sampling, and contains 7 varieties of the sacred meat cube.

1. Ham-Wrapped Harmony: a musubi wrapped in a slice of American-style glazed ham

2. Spam-Turkey Tango: a classic Spam musubi, with a spicy kick

3. Curry Cocktail: an Indian-inspired musubi, featuring ketchup and cumin

4. Chili-Cheese Fiesta: a south-of-the-border twist, with chili powder and cheddar

5. Teriyaki Sunset: a sweet and savory musubi from the islands of Hawaii

6. BBQ Bliss: a musubi smothered in sweet and tangy BBQ sauce

7. Klub Korean Krush: a spicy and sour musubi from the streets of Seoul