Ranting About Snacks
Ugh, 3:1 ratio of sour to sweet? Who even thought that was a good idea? Do you people know how to make a decent snack? It's like you took a bunch of lemons and a bunch of sugar and just threw them in a bowl and said, "You know what, let's make a snack!"
And don't even get me started on the so-called "sour" ingredients. Lemons? Really? Those things are like nature's own personal attack dogs. They're like, "Hey, you know what would be fun? If we just squeezed all our juice into a little tiny package and then proceeded to pucker up your lips with it! Muahahaha!"
You know what I say to that? I say, "No. Just no."