Make the Best Cheesy Squirt Ever: A Guide

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

• 1 cup of Cheez Whiz (don't get the low-fat version, that's just sad)
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise (the good stuff, not that weird vegan crap)
• 1 tablespoon of paprika (optional, but trust me, it's a game-changer)

Step 2: Mix and Mingle

Mix the mayonnaise and Cheez Whiz in a bowl until it's just right (you know, like Goldilocks)

Step 3: Add the Magic

Now it's time for the paprika to bring it all together. Add it in and give it a good stir. Voilà! You're done.

The Result: A Snack Fit for the Gods (or at Least Your College Dorm)

You now hold in your hands a snack of unparalleled greatness. A symphony of cheese and mayonnaise, with a hint of paprika to tie it all together. Eat it, and you'll be begging for more.

Want it to be spicier? Try our Spicy Variation! Want to make it a dip? Check out our Cheesy Squirt Dip!