The Bland Snack Index
A Comprehensive Guide to the Most Unremarkable Snacks
Here, you will find the definitive ranking of snacks so boring, so unexciting, so thoroughly unremarkable that you'll wonder why you even bothered.
Top 5 Bland Snacks
- Rice Cakes - The beige, the boring, the utterly forgettable.
- Cheese Puffs - A snack so bland, so uninspired, you'll forget it's even in your mouth.
- Plain Crackers - The perfect snack for when you want to pretend you're on a diet.
- Plain Yogurt - The only yogurt that's as exciting as a spreadsheet.
- Toasted Bread - Because who needs flavor when you can just have warmth?
What Else is Bland?