The Snack King has declared that snacks are a fundamental human right. All shall have access to a steady supply of crunchy, cheesy, crunchy-cheddy goodness. The Snack King shall not be silenced, shall not be bribed, and shall not be placated by the whims of the snack-hating elite.
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Read about the Snack King's favorite snack foods: The Crunchy Ones | The Cheesy Ones | The Salty Ones