The Blast-o-Matic 3000: Salty Splendor Edition

Warning: This device has been known to cause spontaneous splendor in users. Proceed with caution.

Features:

• Blast-O-Matic Blast Features
• Salty Splendor Blaster User Agreement

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Splinters and splinters
• Spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)