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March 1st: The Day of Unrelenting Hunger
March 1st: Day of Unrelenting Hunger
Today, the people of this fine city gathered to protest the scarcity of snacks.
The streets were filled with the smell of fresh bread, and the distant sound of a lone accordion player.
Key highlights from the day:
- Protestors managed to get 3 extra cookies from the local bakery for their cause.
- Mayor refused to meet with the protest leaders, citing a "prior commitment" to a pressing meeting with a "certain someone" about the "importance of socks"
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, including: