Snack Statistics for March 2nd

According to our highly scientific and utterly useless research, here are the snack stats for March 2nd:

Snack Type: 23% Cheetos, 17% Doritos, 15% Fritos, 12% Takis

Avg. Calories per Snack: 2500.4 (yes, we're worried too)

Top 3 Snackers: See the leaderboard

Snack Consumption Rate: 3.4 snacks per hour (we have no idea how to measure this)