Q: What is PeaNutButter Biscotti?
A: It's a snack that defies categorization, but we're working on it.
Q: Is it good for you?
A: Only if you're a sentient being with a questionable relationship with self-care.
Q: Can I eat it by the pint?
A: No, that's not a thing. But you can eat it by the handful, and then regret it.
Q: Will it give me the energy to save the world?
A: Only if the world needs saving from an impending onslaught of bland, mass-produced cookies.
Q: Can I use PeaNutButter Biscotti as a hair mask?
A: Why would you want to do that? Are you trying to scare off your neighbors?
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