LAST CALL CANDY COAT CHIPS

In the face of certain global catastrophe, why settle for just any snack?

These ain't your average, everyday potato chips. These are the chips of the end times.

Ingredients of Despair | Recipe For The Ages

LAST CALL CANDY COAT CHIPS: A Recipe For The Ages

A culinary masterpiece born from the very fabric of our collective doom.

Ingredients:

• Crisp, flavorful potato chips
• Creamy, sugary apocalypse goop
• Shredded, despair-filled cheddar cheese

Instructions:

1. Mix the chips, goop, and cheese in a pan of despair.
2. Stir until the mixture reaches a critical mass of doom.
3. Serve in a bowl of shattered hopes and dreams.

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