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Secret Sauce Formulas for the Most Discerning Intergalactic Nacho Connoisseur

Recipe 1: "Zlorg's Blazing Salsa" (A Spicy, Smoky, and Totally Not-Edible Sauce)

In a galaxy where flavors are as vast as the cosmos, we present to you the most enigmatic of all secret sauces: Zlorg's Blazing Salsa.

Ingredients:

2 cups of the finest, most-likely-exterrestrial-grade jalapeños, 1 cup of the drippings from a rare, space-dwelling leprechaun's beard, 1/4 cup of pure, unfiltered, and totally-not-from-our-planet paprika, 1/4 cup of the essence of a supernova, A pinch of moonstone, crushed

Instructions:

In the interest of clarity, we must warn you that applying this sauce to any surface will likely result in the spontaneous combustion of your taste buds. To avoid this, proceed with caution:

  1. Conjure the essence of the supernova.
  2. Add the jalapeños, leprechaun-drippings, paprika, and moonstone.
  3. Stir counterclockwise while reciting an ancient, forgotten poem.

Side Effects:

May cause: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, irreversible addiction to nachos.

Read known side effects

Related Recipes:

Quantum Quark Cheese for an added layer of complexity.

Gravitational Grain Bowl for a more grounded experience.

Disclaimer:

We, the Galactic Chef, cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by the misuse of this recipe. Use at your own peril.

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