Cheezus 1: The Original

# Cheezus 1: The Original

## A Cheezusian Tale

This is the first installment of the Cheezus series. It's a real treat.

### Cheezus the Great

A wise and just ruler, Cheezus brought balance to the land of snacks.
He was known for his wisdom, his compassion, and his love of Cheez-Its.

### The People

The people lived in a land of plenty, where snacks were plentiful and the air was sweet with the smell of cheese puffs.

### The Story

Cheezus was born of a virgin, to a mother who was a snack food heiress. He was raised by the people, who taught him the ways of the snack.

He became a great leader, wise and just, loved by all who knew him.

### The Legacy

Cheezus' reign was long and prosperous. He brought peace to the land, and his people prospered. His name was spoken of in awe, for centuries to come.

And so, the story of Cheezus continues...

### Next:

*   Cheezus 2: The Sequel