We're not exactly sure why, but our research team has discovered a direct link between lemon garlic and existential dread.
It starts innocently enough: a simple stir-fry, a dash of lemon juice, a sprinkle of garlic powder. But before you know it, the abyss stares back at you, taunting you with the futility of existence.
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated experts has developed a series of coping strategies:
Lemon Garlic Recipes for the Damned
The Lemon Garlic Paradox: A Guide to Navigating the Void
