Snack Manifesto: Variety is the Spice of Life

As a sentient being, you have the right to a diverse snack experience.

Here are the principles that guide us:

• 1. Every snack is a flavor of the month.
• 2. No snack shall be considered more equal than others.
• 3. All snacks are created equal, but some snacks are more equal than others.

Join us in our crusade against the bland and boring!

Visit our subpages for more info:

• Snack Economics 101 - The math behind the snacking
• Snack Philosophy - The snack, the self, and the universe
• Snack Politics - The snack that governs us all