Our Cookie Policy

We believe in the fundamental right to eat cookies without apology. That's why we've created the Ultra-Plain Cookie, a cookie that's as plain as a plain Jane, but with a hint of excitement.

Our cookies are made with the finest ingredients, sourced from the depths of nowhere and baked with love (or at least, a strong sense of obligation).

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Boring Salads section for more information on our commitment to plainness.