Cheesecrusher: The Snack of Unrelenting Excess
Are you tired of snacks that simply fill the void? Do you crave a culinary experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality? Look no further than the Cheesecrusher, the overstuffed, over-the-top snack that will blow your mind.
- Warning: Side effects may include: loss of control, increased salivation, spontaneous combustion.
- Certified 100% gluten-free, except where it's not.
- Suitable for those with a strong stomach, and possibly those without.