Our Mission
We exist to loudly declare the supremacy of snacks over all other forms of sustenance.
Snack Policy
- We reserve the right to judge all other foods with an air of superiority.
- We will never settle for anything less than maximum crunch.
- We believe in the sacred institution of the 2am snack.
Our Team
We're a team of snack enthusiasts, united in our quest for the perfect bite.
- Our Director of Snack Acquisition: Jane "The Snack Queen" Thompson
- Our Lead Snack Critic: Bob "The Crunch King" Johnson
- Our Snack Technologist: Steve "The Chip Expert" Lee