By Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on Snack Overstuffing. The following research aims to investigate the theoretical limits of snack packaging.
Our findings indicate that overstuffing is not only possible, but also highly probable. The current snack-to-packaging ratio has reached an alarming 3:1, with some snacks being stuffed so full that they're practically bursting at the seams.
As we delve deeper into this phenomenon, we begin to question the very fabric of reality itself. Is it a sign of progress, or is it a cry for help? The answer, much like the snacks themselves, remains elusive.
But fear not, dear snack enthusiasts! For we have discovered a solution: the Overstuffing Meter. This revolutionary device measures the exact amount of stuffing in any given snack, ensuring that your snacks are always perfectly, delightfully overstuffed.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Overstuffing Institute of Snack Science.