The Neo-Brutalist Snacktivist Manifesto
Appendix: The Snacktivist's Guide to Overstuffing
As a Snacktivist, one must be prepared to face the consequences of their overindulgence. The following guide provides a list of essential items to stockpile in the event of an overstuffing emergency:
- 1. A 24/7 emergency supply of nacho cheese
- 2. A stash of Cheetos
- 3. A backup cache of 2-liter sodas
- 4. A first-aid kit stocked with antacids and Tums
- 5. A personal air horn for alerting neighbors
Snacktivist Code of Conduct