The Overstuffed Fortification Tactic Techniques Page

Here, you'll find a list of the most absurd and impractical fortification tactics we've ever seen. Because who needs practicality when you can be over-the-top?

Technique 1: The Overstuffed Moat of Doom

Build a moat around your castle that's so wide and so deep, it'll make any attacker think twice... or three times, or four times... about trying to breach it.

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Technique 2: The Wall of Unnecessary Complexity

Build a wall with so many twists and turns, it'll make you wonder how anyone managed to get to the other side. Bonus points if you add some fake windows to confuse the enemy.

See The Wall of Unnecessary Complexity in Action

Technique 3: The Pit of Despair

Dig a pit in front of your castle that's so deep, so treacherous, and so filled with 'I Told You So' signs, it'll make any attacker question their life choices.

The Story of How The Pit of Despair Was Built