Containment Breach Contained: Snack Protocol Alpha-1

By now, you've probably heard about the infamous Snack Protocol, a top-secret initiative aimed at containing an overabundance of snacks. As of today, we have reached Containment Level 1.

**Snack Containment Status:** 75% (still a few Cheetos to go)

**Current Containment Protocols:**

Snack Sorting Algorithm (SSA): In development. Currently, it can only sort Cheetos from Fritos, but we're working on it.
Containment Drone Network (CDN): Online and functional. Can currently contain 3000 units of snacks in the alpha bunker.
Breach Response Team (BRT): On standby, but only for extreme cases. We're still training them on the art of snack diplomacy.

**Upcoming Protocols:**

Snack-to-Organism Interface (SOI): In development. Will enable us to interface directly with snack-based life forms.
Automated Snack Distribution System (ASDS): In planning. We hope.

Learn more about Snack Protocol Beta-1.

Join the Containment Breach Response Team (BRT) today!