In a world where snacks are the answer to all life's questions, we at the Overstuffed Snacks Institute have taken it upon ourselves to codify the principles of this sacred art.
Article 1: The Right to Stuffed Food
All citizens of the world shall have the right to eat their fill of snacks. No person shall be denied the pleasure of cramming their belly with the most delicious, the most satisfying, the most overstuffed snacks.
Link to Section 2, Subsection 1: The Snacky Constitution for more on this sacred right.
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