Submanifesto of Snackdom

A declaration of the principles of the most superior snack food system in the universe.

We, the snackers, believe that the pursuit of crunchy, cheesy, and savory delight is a fundamental human right.

Article I: The Right to Snack

1. Section 1: The right to eat snacks at all times, without judgment or restraint.
2. Section 2: The right to a varied and diverse snack selection, including but not limited to: chips, pretzels, and cookies.
3. Section 3: The right to share snacks with others, but only if they are truly worthy.

Article II: The Right to Snackdom

1. Section 1: The right to establish a snack hierarchy, where the crispest of snacks reigns supreme.
2. Section 2: The right to establish snack-based holidays and celebrations, including but not limited to: National Cheese Day and International Chip Day.
3. Section 3: The right to create a snack-based economy, where snacks are valued above all else.

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