The Overstuffed Revolutionary Manifesto Addendum

As an extension of the original manifesto, this addendum presents the definitive guide to rebelling against the tyranny of the under-stocked fridge.

Section 1: The Right to be Overstuffed

• Article 1.1: The freedom to store 17 different kinds of chips in one container
• Article 1.2: The right to eat cereal for dinner
• Article 1.3: The authority to hoard all the snacks

Section 2: The Duty to Overindulge

• Article 2.1: The responsibility to finish every last bite
• Article 2.2: The duty to consume an entire pizza by oneself
• Article 2.3: The obligation to snack in front of the TV at all hours

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