The Right to Snack: A Manifesto

Article I: The Unalienable Right to Munch

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the right to snack is a fundamental human right.

• Article II: The Inalienable Need for Chips

Article III: The Right to Indulge

For too long, we have been oppressed by the tyranny of the dieting masses.

• Article III: The Right to Indulge (Continued)

Article IV: The Right to Snack in Private

We, the people, must not be subject to the whims of the snack-controllers.

• Article IV: The Right to Snack in Private (Continued)