12:00 - Shift started, coffee consumed, productivity plummeted.
12:30 - Request 3 arrived, involving complex chaos theories.
13:00 - Snack break, 3 bags of chips consumed, 2 bags of popcorn.
13:45 - Request 4 arrived, involving questionable decision-making.
14:00 - Meeting with Marketing to discuss new snack product lines, ended in confusion.
15:00 - Shift ended, sanity intact (barely).