You've managed to reach the fabled Overstuffed Operations Shift 1, Requests 2, a place where sanity is a distant memory and the coffee flows like the tears of the damned.
Shift 1 is currently experiencing Option 1: The Chaos Theory, where our brave heroes are trying to untangle the mess they made last week.
Option 2: The Never-Ending Meeting is in progress, where our team is trying to discuss something, but nobody really knows what.
Option 3: The Coffee Machine Malfunction is on the horizon, where our coffee machine has decided to stage a coup.
If you're feeling adventurous, you can try Option 4: The Mysterious Disappearance of Steve, where our beloved Steve has vanished into thin air, leaving only a cryptic note and a trail of stale donuts.
Or, you can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the Option 5: The Endless Loop of Stupid Questions, where our support team will be happy to answer the same questions over and over and over again.