Crew Log

Shift 8

The crew was in high spirits during Shift 8. Emily, the team leader, was in her element, expertly juggling 17 cups of coffee and simultaneously reprogramming the toaster.

• Emily: 5 hours, 32 minutes, 17 seconds of pure productivity

Other notable events:

• Bob: 3 hours, 14 minutes, 42 seconds of 'accidentally' eating the office supplies
• Alice: Successfully reorganized the entire break room using only a Sharpie and a roll of masking tape

Shift Log Stats:

Cups of coffee consumed: 27

Cups of coffee spilled on floor: 5

Accidental toaster reprogramming attempts: 3

Caffeine-related near-misses: 7