This is the log for shift 8. Jim here, reporting in.

Today, we achieved peak snacking efficiency. 12 bags of prophets-of-snacks brand were consumed, with only 1 reported case of the dreaded "Snack-Induced-Blues."

Other notable events include, but are not limited to:

Jim spilled coffee on the floor. Twice.

Bob ate the last donut in the break room.

Steve took a 2 hour break to watch paint dry.