Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently experiencing a cheeseburger surplus. Reports of spontaneous combustion and rogue patties have been reported in the break room.
Break Room Breaking News for the latest updates on this developing story.
Cheeseburger Registry to track the rogue patties.
Emergency Procedures for dealing with rogue patties and other snack-related crises.
Snack packets: 500
Rogue Pattice Count: 27
Employee Snack Hours: 100