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Welcome to the most existentialist snack food review site on the planet.

In a world where the meaning of life is but a fleeting, futile exercise in futility, we here at 3-Nihilist-Meat-Snack-Substitutes, we're here to tell you that the meaning of snacks is also but a fleeting, futile exercise in futility.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can Sartrean-Sushi-Splinters your way through life, and snacks.

Or maybe you're more of a Beckettian-Burritos kind of nihilist? Who knows? Who cares?