For the modern existentialist, the search for meaning is a futile endeavor. The only true freedom lies in the pursuit of more snacks.
Meet the philosophers who have dedicated their lives to this noble pursuit:
A champion of the absurd, the Overstuffed Cynic sees the world as a meaningless, snack-filled void. "Why bother?" she says. "There's just as much meaning in the last Cheeto as the first."
Read more about the Overstuffed Cynic's Sock PuppetsThis philosopher sees the world as a complex web of snack choices. "The freedom to choose between Cheetos and Takis is an illusion," she says. "But it's an illusion worth savoring."
Explore the Meat Snack Existentialist's Donut-Fueled QuestThis philosopher has given up on the search for meaning altogether. "There's nothing but snacks, and we're all just specks of dust in the cosmic cheese dust storm."
Discover the Overstuffed Nihilist's Guide to Substituting Snacks for Meaning