_goals of the Overstuffed Philosophy_
A: Of course it's real! Why would you think it's not? Do you have any idea how many hours I spent writing this FAQ?
Q: What is the Overstuffed Philosophy?
A: It's the philosophy of eating too much cheese and wondering if it's worth it. Or, you know, the philosophy of questioning the value of life's little things, like cheese.
Q: Is the Overstuffed Philosophy a religion?
A: No, it's not. Unless you count the worship of cheese as a religion. Which, let's be real, you should.
Q: Can I join the Overstuffed Philosophy?
A: Sure, why not? Just eat some more cheese and we'll get you initiated into the Church of Overstuffedness. Or, you know, just read the FAQ and pretend you're part of it.