Q: What is this philosophy all about?
A: This philosophy is all about stuffing as much as possible into the smallest amount of space.
Q: Is it just about food?
A: No, though that's a big part of it. We're also talking about stuffing our faces with information, our lives with meaning, and our pants with as much cheese as possible.
Q: How do you stuff your pants with so much cheese?
A: It's a delicate process, but basically, you just shove it all in there and hope for the best.
Q: What about the consequences?
A: Let's just say you'll be needing a new belt.
Q: Can I join this philosophy?
A: Of course! Just remember, the more you stuff, the more you'll be asked.