Overstuffing Meta: A Treatise on the Quantification of Overstuffing

In a world where the air is thick with the weight of unnecessary items, it's time to confront the absurdity of it all.

The Overstuffing Continuum

According to our proprietary Overstuffing Index, the universe is comprised of three primary levels of overstuffing:

Level 1: The Inconsequential Inundation - A realm where the overstuffing is so minor, it's almost imperceptible.
Level 2: The Moderate Midden - Where the overstuffing begins to take its toll.
Level 3: The Cataclysmic Overload - The point of no return, where the overstuffing becomes existential.

Which level are you at?

The Overstuffing Continuum is not just a physical phenomenon, but a metaphysical one. It's a reflection of our collective inability to let go.

Our patented Overstuffing Meter measures the density of overstuffing in any given space. Try it for yourself:

Results will be displayed in our Overstuffing Index.