The Soft Focus Manifesto
Article by: B. J. Focused
When it comes to thinking, we all have a problem - we can't focus. We get distracted by squirrels, by snacks, by our own minds.
So, we've come up with a solution: Soft Focus. It's not really thinking, but it's better than not thinking at all.
With Soft Focus, you can achieve a state of being vaguely aware of your surroundings while still being completely unproductive.
It's like the difference between a bird in flight and a bird in a cage. One is actually doing something, the other is just... existing.
Read more about Soft Focus in action
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Soft Focus Extreme
Or, if you're just plain confused, just go back to bed