According to our highly scientific and totally-not-at-all-made-up calculations, 1985 was the peak year for being a pretentious, über-privileged teenager.
We're talking acid-washed jeans, Members Only jackets, and enough hairspray to kill a small animal.
It's a year where the only thing that mattered more than one's social status was the ratio of one's wealth to the square root of the average household income.
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